From Greenhorn to Gold(wo)man — Chapter 7
LPs, GPs, and the economics that drive every deal.
CHAPTER 7 OF 13
SBCI — Canary Wharf — 22:40
Trace is alone on the 14th floor. The cleaning crew passed an hour ago. Her desk is a controlled disaster: two monitors, four tabs of the Königshof model, a half-empty flat white gone cold.
She is staring at one cell in the Sources & Uses table from last week's LBO analysis. Row 3. "Equity — Skarn Capital Fund III." The number: €55,000,000.
She has modelled the debt. She has stress-tested the cash flows. She has sensitised the exit multiple. But she has never once asked the obvious question.
She picks up her phone and texts Le Pitch.
Trace
"Quick question. The Skarn equity cheque — €55m. Where does that actually come from?"
Three dots appear. Then disappear. Then appear again. Le Pitch is composing something longer than "Google it."
Le Pitch
"From their fund. Skarn Capital Fund III. €1.2 billion committed."
Trace
"Committed by whom?"
Le Pitch
"Now you are asking the right question. Come to the office early tomorrow. I will draw you a picture."
Every investment bank pitch to a financial sponsor begins with the same unstated assumption: that the sponsor has money. But money in private equity is not a bank balance. It is a web of commitments, structures, incentives, and economics that determine which deals get done, how they are priced, and why the exit matters as much as the entry.
The Architecture of a Fund
Fund Mechanics
A private equity fund is not a company. It is a limited partnership — a legal structure with two classes of participant.
Limited Partners (LPs) provide the capital. They are pension funds, sovereign wealth funds, university endowments, insurance companies, and family offices. They commit money — often hundreds of millions — with the expectation of returns that exceed public markets over a 10-year horizon. They have no say in which deals get done. They are, by design, passive.
The General Partner (GP) is the fund manager. Skarn Capital. They find the deals, negotiate the terms, manage the portfolio companies, and execute the exits. They make every decision. In return, they earn fees and a share of the profits.
Skarn Capital Fund III has €1.2 billion in commitments from 14 institutional LPs. The largest is a Dutch pension fund (€180m). The smallest is a German family office (€25m). None of them chose Königshof. They chose Haircut.
Fund Mechanics
LPs do not wire €1.2 billion on the day the fund launches. They commit capital. The money arrives only when Skarn needs it.
When Skarn closes the Königshof acquisition, they issue a capital call — a formal notice to all 14 LPs: "We are acquiring a German manufacturer. Please wire your pro-rata share within 10 business days."
The Dutch pension fund committed €180m (15% of the fund). Their share of the €55m equity cheque: €8.25m. They wire it from a dedicated allocation account. For them, this is one line item in a portfolio of 40+ fund commitments across PE, real estate, infrastructure, and credit.
The blind pool. When the Dutch pension fund committed €180m to Skarn III, the fund had zero investments. No pipeline. No targets. They committed to a team, a strategy, and a track record — not to Königshof specifically. This is why GP selection is the single most important decision an LP makes.
"A €1.2 billion fund does not have €1.2 billion in a bank account. It has promises."
The Economics of the GP
GP Economics
The GP charges an annual management fee — typically 1.5% to 2.0% of committed capital during the investment period (usually years 1–5), then 1.5% to 2.0% of invested capital thereafter.
For Skarn Fund III at 2% on €1.2bn committed: €24 million per year.
This covers the firm's operating costs: salaries for 47 employees across Frankfurt and London, office leases, legal retainers, travel, data subscriptions, and the espresso machine Haircut insists on replacing every 18 months.
Management fees are the GP's revenue regardless of performance. Even if every deal fails, the fees are owed. This is why LPs scrutinise fee structures intensely — and why "fee holidays," "fee offsets," and "step-downs" are negotiated in every Limited Partnership Agreement.
Fee offset: Some LPAs require that monitoring fees, transaction fees, or director fees earned by the GP from portfolio companies reduce the management fee dollar-for-dollar. If Skarn charges Königshof a €1m annual monitoring fee, the management fee to LPs drops by €1m.
GP Economics
Carry is the reason people build careers in private equity.
Carried interest is the GP's share of the fund's profits — typically 20%. But "profits" has a very specific meaning. Carry is not 20% of every euro earned. It is 20% of profits above a minimum return threshold.
Suppose Skarn Fund III invests €1.0bn of the €1.2bn committed and returns €2.5bn to LPs. The profit is €1.5bn. At 20% carry, the GP receives €300 million.
But only after the hurdle.
| Component | Typical Terms | Skarn III Example |
|---|---|---|
| Management Fee | 2% of committed / invested | €24m / year |
| Carried Interest | 20% of profits above hurdle | Up to €300m (on 2.5x return) |
| GP Commitment | 1–5% of fund size | €36m (3%) |
| Total GP Revenue (10yr) | €240m fees + €300m carry |
GP Economics
The hurdle rate (or preferred return) is the minimum annual return LPs must receive before the GP earns any carry. The standard is 8% IRR.
The distribution waterfall flows in four tiers:
| Tier | What Happens | Who Gets Paid |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Return of Capital | LPs receive back every euro they contributed | 100% to LPs |
| 2. Preferred Return | LPs receive 8% compounded annual return on their capital | 100% to LPs |
| 3. GP Catch-Up | GP receives 100% of distributions until GP has 20% of all cumulative profits | 100% to GP |
| 4. Carried Interest Split | All remaining profits split 80/20 | 80% LPs / 20% GP |
Why the catch-up matters: Without it, the GP would only earn 20% of profits above the 8% hurdle, meaning the effective carry rate would be much less than 20% of total profits. The catch-up ensures that once LPs have received their 8%, the GP rapidly receives enough to bring their total share to 20% of all profits generated.
European vs. American Waterfall
European (whole-fund): The GP earns no carry until the entire fund has returned all capital plus the preferred return across all deals. One bad deal offsets one great deal. LPs are protected against early winners masking later losses.
American (deal-by-deal): The GP earns carry on each individual deal as it exits. Faster carry to the GP, but with clawback risk — if later deals lose money, the GP may owe carry back.
Most institutional-quality funds have moved to European or hybrid waterfalls. American waterfalls still exist in smaller or first-time funds where GPs need earlier liquidity.
SBCI — Le Pitch's Office — 07:45 the Next Morning
Le Pitch is already on his second espresso. He has a whiteboard marker in his hand and a clean board behind him. Trace sits across from him, notebook open.
Le Pitch
"Draw a graph. X-axis is time — years one through ten. Y-axis is the fund's cumulative net IRR. What does it look like?"
Trace
"Starts negative. Management fees go out, capital gets called, but nothing has been sold yet. Then as exits happen, it climbs."
Le Pitch
"Exactly. And the shape of that curve?"
Trace
"Like a J."
Le Pitch draws it on the board. A steep dip in years one and two, a gradual climb through year four, then a sharp rise as exits materialise in years five through seven.
Le Pitch
"This is why LPs are patient capital. If you judge a fund at year two, every fund in history looks like a disaster. The art is knowing whether the J will curve upward — or stay flat."
Fund Performance
The J-curve describes the typical pattern of fund returns over time:
Funds are measured by three metrics. Each tells a different story:
| Metric | Definition | What It Reveals |
|---|---|---|
| DPI | Distributions to Paid-In Capital | Actual cash returned. The only metric that cannot be gamed. |
| RVPI | Residual Value to Paid-In Capital | Estimated value of unrealised investments. Based on GP's marks. |
| TVPI | DPI + RVPI | Total fund multiple. The headline number, but includes unrealised estimates. |
Gross vs. Net. Gross returns are before fees and carry. Net returns are what LPs actually receive. A fund returning 2.8x gross may deliver 2.1x net after management fees and 20% carry. The difference matters enormously — and is why LPs negotiate fee structures with surgical precision.
Value Creation — The LP's Lens
Munich — Bayerische Versicherungskammer — 14 Months Earlier
Haircut stands in a wood-panelled boardroom. Twelve people sit around a rectangular table. The Bayerische Versicherungskammer — Bavaria's largest public insurance group — is considering a €90m commitment to Skarn Capital Fund III.
He clicks to slide 34. The headline reads: "Industriewerk Augsburg — Fund II Case Study."
Haircut
"We acquired Augsburg in 2018 at 6.5 times EBITDA. Entry equity: €48 million. We exited in 2022 at 8.0 times. Exit equity: €149 million. A 3.1x multiple of invested capital."
He clicks to the next slide. A horizontal bar chart — the value creation bridge.
Haircut
"But the 3.1x is not the answer. It is the question. The answer is: where did the 3.1x come from?"
The room is silent. The CIO of the pension fund leans forward.
Returns Attribution
Every PE return can be decomposed into its drivers. This is the value creation bridge — the single most important framework for understanding where returns actually come from.
Why it matters: The same 3.0x MOIC can come from completely different sources. A return driven by EBITDA growth is repeatable — it reflects genuine operational improvement. A return driven by multiple expansion is market-dependent — the GP bought at a low point and sold at a high point. A return driven primarily by leverage is mechanical — debt paydown, not value creation.
LPs study the bridge obsessively. A GP whose returns are 70% EBITDA growth will raise the next fund easily. A GP whose returns are 70% multiple expansion will face hard questions.
Why This Matters for Investment Bankers
When you pitch a sell-side mandate to a PE fund, you are not pitching to a company. You are pitching to a fund with a vintage year, a return target, deployment pressure, and an LP base expecting 2.0x+ net. Understanding the fund's economics lets you answer the only question that matters:
"Does this deal move the needle for their fund — and does the return profile fit their strategy?"
A €100m deal returning 2.5x is transformative for a €500m fund. It is a rounding error for a €10bn fund. Know the fund size. Know the deployment pace. Know the return threshold. Then pitch accordingly.
Fund Lifecycle
A PE fund typically has a 10-year life with two optional 1-year extensions. The lifecycle follows a predictable rhythm:
| Phase | Years | What Happens |
|---|---|---|
| Fundraising | 0–1 | GP pitches to LPs, secures commitments, first close, final close |
| Investment Period | 1–5 | Capital calls, deal sourcing, acquisitions. 70–85% of capital deployed. |
| Harvesting | 4–8 | Exits begin. Trade sales, secondary buyouts, IPOs. Cash returned to LPs. |
| Wind-Down | 8–10+ | Tail assets sold or written off. Final distributions. Fund dissolved. |
Deployment pressure. A fund in year 4 with 40% of capital still undeployed is under pressure to invest — or risk returning uncommitted capital to LPs and shrinking the fee base. This creates urgency that IB bankers can exploit when timing sell-side processes.
Exit pressure. A fund in year 8 with unrealised portfolio companies needs exits — even at suboptimal multiples — to generate DPI and demonstrate returns before fundraising the next vehicle. Understanding where a sponsor is in their fund lifecycle tells you how flexible they will be on price.
Alignment of Interests
Three mechanisms align GP and LP interests:
1. GP Commitment. Skarn's partners invest 3% of Fund III from their personal wealth — €36m. This is not symbolic. If the fund loses money, the partners lose their own capital alongside LPs.
2. Management Rollover. In the Königshof deal, Wilhelm retains a 5% equity stake (~€10m). This ensures the seller-turned-CEO is incentivised to grow the business post-acquisition — his payout is tied to the same exit that pays Skarn's LPs.
3. Clawback Provisions. If the GP receives carry on early exits but later deals underperform, LPs can claw back excess carry. The GP may be required to return distributions already received. This is the ultimate alignment mechanism — and why European waterfalls are preferred. With whole-fund accounting, clawback risk is structurally lower.
"The deal is not just Königshof. The deal is a €1.2 billion fund, fourteen limited partners, and a carry pool that determines whether Haircut retires wealthy or starts fundraising again."
SBCI — Le Pitch's Office — 08:30
Le Pitch caps his whiteboard marker. The board is covered in arrows: LP → Fund → Portfolio Company → Exit → Distribution → LP. A circle. An ecosystem.
Trace
"So when we pitch Königshof to Skarn, we are not just pitching a company. We are pitching a use of their fund's capital that has to beat every other deal they could do."
Le Pitch
"Correct. And every other deal they have already done. Because if Königshof returns 1.5x and their average is 2.5x, Königshof drags down the fund. Haircut does not want to explain a below-average deal to his LPs."
Trace
"What return does Skarn need on Königshof?"
Le Pitch
"Minimum 2.0x gross. Target 2.5x. Dream scenario 3.0x or above. Below 2.0x and the deal is a drag. Below 1.5x and it is a write-down they will spend three years explaining."
Trace writes in her notebook: "€55m equity → need €110m+ back in 5 years. That means exit EV of ~€170m at 3.5x debt paydown. Realistic?"
She underlines "realistic" twice.